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{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}

{"type":"general","setup":"How does the moon cut his hair?","punchline":"Eclipse it.","id":136}

{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}

{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}

{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}

{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}

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{"fact":"Cats don\u2019t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.","length":107}

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